It's a dreary Monday afternoon, five past five to be precise and as much as us Kitschers LOVE our job, let's just say we we're more than a little ready for home time. We're looking a bit disheveled after the weekly Monday slog... hair needs a bit of a brush, posture needs straightening, make up needs a bloody good touch up and all we REALLY want to do is close the door and throw ourselves on that rather appealing 70's sofa.
Then in walks GOD. Yes, you read correctly. God. He swaggers through our front door, swinging his umbrella with his wistful smile that straightens our slumped spines and wakes up our bored demeanour immediately and shoots a wink our direction. Swoon.
Now "WHO? Are they talking about?" I hear you cry???
Think back to January 2008, when any fashionista worth her university tuition fees was glued to the TV watching Project Catwalk series 3. It began like the two previous series... with a bunch of diverse, egotistical prats, trying to seduce the vertically challenged Julian McDonald into propelling their mostly ghastly designs into stardom.
Then, we are introduced to HIM:

And suddenly its not about laughing at the narcissistic, egocentric fools and convincing ourselves that we can, like, do well better than them, yeah. Its about IDOLISING Ross Hancock....purely for his pattern cutting skills of course. (Cough.)
So its close to closing on a Monday and we look like shit and he's in our boutique. Aargh.
Dilemma, do we talk to him? Or do we hide our ragged heads and hope he comes back on a day when we're our usual hot self's?? In the end we opt for the conversation... really, how could we let this pass? And, it turns out, he's a massive BABE in EVERY sense. After an amazing twenty minutes of chatting (and flirting) he departs our company with a slow shake of the hand and a promise of a return. Now here at Kitsch we stick to the old proverb "A lady never tells", but we will divulge this: he adored Kitsch!
So when will Mr Hancock return? Who knows. We do know however, that next time we'll be prepared. We'll look every bit as geek chic as he does. Ross, if your reading, this is what you've got to look forward to my love.....







